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Merry Christmas!!

For some Catholics, this is the time of rest, after the festivities of the previous week.  For others – particularly Mexicans – the gifts won’t come until February!

It’s a happy day anyway, for most who experienced a Christian upbringing.  This is a day of joy and goodwill towards your fellow man (even if you can’t stand them the other 364 days of the week).

In honor of Christmas Day (a.k.a., another excuse), I present “the rest of the best” public offerings by those whose lives somehow got entered into the “funny joke of the day” category:

TeenPreg

ToiletPaper

Tombstone

Turtle

Wal-Mart

WifeMissing

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Merry Christmas Eve! My wife is German with Catholic upbringing, so I have to partake in the family “Christmas rituals” for THE most Holiest of Catholic Days – even though there is only 2 of us (and Mr. Pookey the cat).  This means evening Mass, caroling, opening presents and generally acting out her childhood as best we can.

Growing up Southern Methodist, my Christmases were a little different.  For one thing, we had to wait until Christmas Morning (not Christmas Eve) to open presents.  Then, after the wild flurry of gift-wrapping all over the living room, we adjourned to the outdoors to compare Santa gifts with all the other neighbor kids. More on this tomorrow . . .

So, in honor of Christmas (a.k.a., anything for an excuse) here are the rest of my favorite funny publications.  Enjoy!

Millionaire

Nissan

OldPeople

OneArmedMan

Poison

SuspiciousCoin

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Dec
23

Funny Jokes ‘n Stuff

Posted by: Michael Craig | Comments (0)

Hey, it’s almost Christmas (Merry Christmas, by the way), so I thought I’d take it easy for the next few days and share some of the lighter stuff that’s come across my desk.  Enjoy these ‘Christmas Jokes’ and be Merry!!!!

Mattress

MarcoPolo

LackofFunds

Intruder

FishyFeds

Attorney

ArnoldSchw

BackinTime Correction

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It is said that one picture is worth a thousand words. I don’t have much to say today, so I’ll let the picture below received from a friend speak for me.  There is another saying from the Chinese:

“When someone shares with you something of value,

you have an obligation to share it with others”.

North Pole Sunset

North Pole Sunset

Thanks to W.N. Leathers.

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Nov
09

Greatest Mascot Dance of All Time

Posted by: Michael Craig | Comments (0)

I found this by accident and thought it was hilarious.  Am sharing it just for fun . . .

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Nov
07

Good Samaritan, Part 2

Posted by: Michael Craig | Comments (0)

I agreed to meet with Marvin this morning at 8 am to retrieve my Day-Timer wallet.   Sure enough, around 8:20 he showed up bearing this important item I had foolishly left on top of my car while driving off.  He found it on the street and gave me a call before I even knew it was missing.

I offered him money; he refused.  I did, however, give him an autographed  proof copy of my book, The Logical Soul, which he gladly accepted.

This was a good day… and I figured there could be a number of reasons for my good fortune:

Maybe I got it back because of the Law of Attraction -  I’m a virtuous guy and would do the same for others, so why shouldn’t it happen to me?

Maybe its because most human beings want to do the right thing.  Unfortunately this theory has been proven wrong more times than right.

Maybe its because Marvin is an alien studying the reaction of mortals.  This is a fair assumption because Marvin appears to be from south of the border somewhere…

Or maybe it was just payback for good karma . . .

But maybe, just maybe, there is no reason at all!  Maybe this is all part of “God’s rolling the dice” and my roll came up a pair of sixes.

You can pretty much pick whatever reason you like.  As for me, I think I’ll go eat supper and just give thanks.   For me this Thanksgiving season is for folks like Marvin . . . thanks Marvin; you’re a blessing.

That’s all the meaning and affirmation I need.

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I lost my Day-Timer wallet this evening. It contains all my credit cards and my life!

Apparently I let go of it when I got in with a handful of stuff in my arms.  I placed it on top of the car to put some of the stuff inside and remember thinking “I better not leave this on top.”

I left it on top.  It stayed that way for about 2 miles when it obviously fell off into the street.  A Hispanic fellow named Marvin found it on the side of the busy highway and gave me a call.  I didn’t get the message until 10:00 tonight and called late to schedule a meeting with him to pick it up tomorrow morning.

When I retrieve the wallet and shake his hand, I’ll probably say something like this:

“Thank you Marvin.  I know you  probably work hard for your money and, even though there was no money in the Day-Timer, you could have done mischief with the credit cards.

“You didn’t, however, and decided to do the right thing instead.  I’d like to pay you a small reward if you’ll accept it.”

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With so much bad news going on daily, it’s just good to know that there are still the Marvins of the world out there waiting to do the right thing.

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GIH Publishing

GIH Publishing

GIH Publishing (aka GottimHimmel Publishing) is now online and is going to publish The Logical Soul Book in February. “Gott im Himmel” is German for “God in Heaven” and the publisher’s site gleefully claims “We have connections in high places…”

A small publishing company in the Atlanta area, GIH Publishing specializes in small run titles in the Self-Help market.  GIH has agreed to handle the publicity, marketing and distribution of The Logical Soul print version, and other Logical Soul LLC information products.  Although the E-book version and pre-orders are currently available, the official publication date (ODP) for the book is February 10, 2010.

GIH is a member of both the Independent Book Publishers Association (IBPA) and the Small Publishers Association of North America (SPAN).

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There IS such a thing as “too much of a good thing.”

Need power?  More money?  More love?  Then obviously MORE power-money-love is good, right?  Not necessarily. Our subconscious decisions often act like built-in brakes to our needs, desires, and ambition.

But why and how?

Let’s say you have your own small business and want to make more money.  You figure adding a new product line would be perfect . . . and a noble ambition give the state of our economy.  But for some reason, in spite of warnings from experts in your field, you focus on marketing a product you like but which is untested and lacks demand.

So despite hard work, long hours, and tens of thousands of dollars invested your product fails.  You lay off workers, scale back operations, and again focus on the product that first made you successful in order to pay off the backlog of debts.  Had you listened to the new product experts you might have avoided this, but you stubbornly refused to test before taking the plunge.

This is an obvious case of self-sabotage. But is it all bad?  Let’s see . . .

Take the example of wind power. Let’s say you build a wind generator on your land in Denmark to harness the powerful winds blowing off the North Sea every day.  So you build this huge contraption, but forget to add a tested wind brake to your structure.   This is a video of what actually happened:

Without a working wind brake, the whole structure collapses.  However, “logic and common sense” initially tells you that more power is needed, and that a brake will only make the propellers turn slower, generate less power, and create more inefficiency – like driving a car down the freeway with one foot on the accelerator and the other on the brake.

And most people – consciously at any rate – don’t want this.  Most of us like our speed, power, and the “freedom” we feel when restrictions are absent.

But the wind brake is essential to a large wind turbine.  You see, all a wind brake is the mechanism that adds drag to, or even stops, an out-of-control spinning wind generator.  Engineers and designers realized it is better to suffer some inefficiency than have the whole thing fall apart.  Once seen in this light, it makes sense.

Like that, we have a built-in subconsious “wind brake” that keeps us moving more slowly and heavier through life.

Next: The Inner Logic of Self-Sabotage. . .

Michael with book and Jackie T.

Michael with book and Jackie T.

No more self-sabotage!!  The caus-de-celeb of my life – to eliminate this universal plague – has suddenly started to bear fruit! Yesterday I went to Apex Book Manufacturers to OK the final proof of my book.  It looks great!

I  then attended my umpteenth meeting of the Internet Marketers of Georgia (IMOG) last night, organized by Joey Smith (below with MC).  It was, as usual, a fantastic gathering of some of the most creative minds in the south.  I again met with Jackie Tulos (left) and her associates who are setting up my blog and running my social media program.

MC & Joey Smith

MC & Joey Smith

I even met and hired a consultant -  Tony Brown - to kick-start my membership sites so I could focus on teaching and writing.  And my Tuesday night blog radio program Logical Soul Talk is becoming the place to be for some of the biggest names in the business.  My health is great.  My finances are about to turn around.  My wife and I are deeply in love, and I have a cat and unicycle that tickle my fancy every day. What a world!

What occurred to me late last night was that suddenly my life is running on all cylinders for the first time since probably my mid-20’s (I’m 57)!  No joke – I’ve often preached about eliminating self-sabotage, and helped others do this, but for some reason success eluded me like the plague. My Seed of Failure was firmly entrenched and refused to go peacefully.

That changed last month when I had FINALLY had enough of struggles to take  a large dose of my own medicine.  I enlisted the help of my Logical Soul ™ teacher-training group, i.e., Brigitte, Beate, and Birgit (the Killer B’s), to work with me and get into some of my hidden decisions that were STOPPING me every day.

It worked like a charm.  And yet for some reason I’ve been amazed that something I discovered could actually change MY life as well as it could the lives of others.  My default setting was “Its great for others but not for me.”  I guess I had to train my own clones before I could allow that to happen…

The Logical Soul(tm) rocks!  Tomorrow (October 2nd) I will launch the latest version of my e-book for only a buck. Be sure to take advantage of this limited-time offer since I’ll probably pull this offer after about 3 weeks in preparation for the physical book launch!!